it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
The tradition of photocopying your arse has long been in danger of slipping away into history like prank calls and pole sitting, but could the advent of 3D printing see it’s glorious, detailed return?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever